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MC Mayara, Brazilian electrofunk artiste and the Camel Toe Princess of Brazil!
Wikipedia tells me that MC Mayara is an electrofunk singer from Brazil who has been in the game since around 2013. MC Mayara put out her video for her song Ai Como Eu To Bandida Dois all the way back in the olden days of August 2015, but it’s never too late to get into a badass camel toe-having super hero who turns men into diamonds and destroys the gay-hating, racist villains of the earth with a pulverizing bolt of purple light that she queefs out of her cooze. Reader Bianca dropped this into my inbox and according to her translation, this song is my new anthem:
The song is mostly about how she’s no one-man girl and she does whatever the fuck she wants. In the “chorus“, she repeats “ai como eu tô bandida” a million times, which loosely translate into “I’m such a ho.” (Bandida is a thief, like in Spanish, which I know you understand a bit, and by understand a bit I mean you know lots of dirty words in Spanish.)
And the video needs to be turned into a Marvel feature-film. What the Marvel universe, or whatever the hell the nerds call it, needs is a strong lady superhero with drag queen sidekicks who is slowly destroying humanity’s problems with her puss rays of peace.
CoCo, Mimi and Lil Kim need to come and collect MC Mayara and induct her into the Camel Toe Hall of Fame.
MC Mayara also did a hot cover of the Spice Girls’ “Wannabe” with a few other Brazilian singers. So yeah, can we trade Ariana Grande Latte for her?