BREAKING: There’s another human alive who actually pressed their naked body against the slimy dumpster reptile skin on Tyga. What a world.
Tyga somehow found time in between creeping on a 14-year-old and trying to get kamera time on KUWTK to hump on a 23-year-old Brazilian Instagram model. A source tells UsWeekly that Tyga met Annalu Cardoso on a video shoot and she was later on his MTV2 show Kingin’ with Tyga. The real story here is that someone at MTV2 was brain dead enough to give Tyga a show. The shell-less PedoTurtle and Annalu apparently texted back and forth before hooking up. The source says that Tyga would get with Annalu whenever Kylie Jenner was out of the country, but he didn’t always try to keep it on the down low. Sometimes he’d bring Annalu around his friends. via UsWeekly
“He would text her and ask how she was doing, casual conversation. Then he started asking her to send pics and to meet up,” a second insider tells Us. “They hooked up a couple of times, but for the most part they would just hang out.”
The second source claims that Tyga also introduced Cardoso to some of his friends. “She and Tyga wouldn’t be extremely affectionate in front of them, but she could tell his friends all knew that they were something,” the source says. “If someone else was sitting next to Tyga, they’d move so she could sit next to him.”
The source claims that the constipated slug eventually got more and more scared of their affair getting out and his barely legal sugar mama cutting off his allowance, so he ended things with Annalu. He apparently still tries to get with Annalu from time to time but she’s not having it.
This “story” is really hard to believe for two reasons: 1) I refuse to believe that there’s actually another living and breathing person on this planet willing to fuck Tyga. 2) Annalu Cardoso is 23 years old. That’s practically granny territory to Tyga.