Night Crumbs

Zayn Malik says that he’s into girls who are “chunky in certain areas.” In other words, he’s into skinny chicks with fat tits and big asses. Thanks for clearing that up, Zayn. – Celebitchy

And here’s Michael B. Jordan and a baby friend – Lainey Gossip

I didn’t think I’d see the name “LeeLee Sobieski” today and I really didn’t think I’d see the words “LeeLee Sobieski in a bikini” – Drunken Stepfather

After watching her amazing comedic skills in this fake commercial for Tuff Bitch Tampons, Lorne Michaels is totally going to beg comedy genius Brandi Glanville to go on Saturday Night Live – Reality Tea 

Transgender director Lana Wachowski, who directed Bound and The Matrix movies with her brother, is in the new Marc Jacobs campaign – Towleroad

Noted liar Josh Duggar is screaming the word “liar” at the porn star who claims she had rough sex with him for cash – The Superficial 

I thought Kaley Cuoco was full-time doing that bald dude from Arrow – Starcasm

Chrissy Teigen’s top knot looks like a butt plug covered with hair. And yes, yes, I would – Popoholic

Those people behind Olivia Munn seem really excited to be so close to her – Hollywood Tuna 

Someone named Abigail Ratchford posed with her silicone filled water balloon chichis out and apparently it’s a big deal – IDLYITW

Liv Tyler and her man didn’t waste any time in making another baby – Popsugar

It’s so Friday, so here’s a video of a puppy in ducky pajamas – The Berry 

Lamar Odom is out of the hospital  – Just Jared

No. – SOW