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January 8, 2016 / Posted by:

The rim job tattoo a dude in Britain got on his back!

Dear Allison Williams, Vivica Fox and Wheelchair Jimmy, meet your salad tossing hero! There’s a show on Channel 4 in the UK called Bodyshockers and it’s all about people who “shock” their family and friends by getting “shocking” body art. You know, some of them get shit like forked tongues, corset piercing, devil horn implants and peen head splitting (Pro tip: Don’t Google that if you have a peen and don’t want it to cry out real tears). Cosmopolitan says that Trace Cyrus’ 23-year-old British twin John Woodman (no, that porn name is not his government name) was on the show because he wanted to get a tribute to ass licking inked into his back. John wanted the tattoo because he says ass licking is something he loves to do. Drake’s precious wrinkled butt flower just got the tingles.

The show’s host tried to convince John Woodman to not do it. John even meets with a guy who has an inky skid mark of regrets above his dick. Dude got this badge of pure class tattooed into his skin:

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The dude tells John Woodman that getting it was the biggest mistake of his life. John watches the guy get painful laser tattoo removal. That still doesn’t stop him from wanting to get the Mona Lisa of gorgeous douche tattoos. He goes through with it. Here’s the finished work of rim job art:

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You know you’d swipe right so hard that you’d break the screen. There’s just so much douche here from that smug look in his eyes to his name on the chick’s ass to the V sign he’s throwing. It feels like someone just threw a bucket of dirty douche water into my eyes. But somewhere I’m sure there’s a fellow lover of pure elegance who is John Woodman’s soulmate and will swoon on the inside when she takes a break from giving him a rim job and looks up to see the tattoo of him giving a lady tongue-to-ass. And that someone will probably be directly related to Mama June somehow.

John showed the tattoo to his mother and she pretty much reached for the “disown this bitch” papers. She dropped an anvil of truth on his head by saying that it makes him look like a dingle-brained idiot and he’ll live to regret it. But he doesn’t regret it now and says that there’s actually people out there who are into it (examples of people who are into it: Allison Williams, Vivica Fox and Wheelchair Jimmy).

“I have been called everything under the sun, it is like Marmite, people love it or hate it but loads of people love it.”

And I love that it looks like there’s a giant butt pimple on that lady. Not even Renoir could come up with that artistic touch.

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