Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hiddleston Sunning His Nakedness In The New Trailer For “High-Rise”

January 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Here’s the second trailer for High-Rise which stars Tumblr’s favorite fap object Tom Hiddleston as a doctor who moves into a luxurious London apartment building where nothing is as it seems and chaos ensues! If this took place in a luxurious Manhattan apartment building in present day, the line “nothing is as it seems” would refer to the snobby residents finding out that the pool is not saltwater and chaos would ensue after someone leaves a cheap doormat from Target outside their door. (Yes, I read the snobby people message board Urban Baby from time to time.)

High-Rise also stars Jeremy Irons, Luke Evans, Elisabeth Moss and Sienna Miller. It comes out in the UK in March and is expected to come out in the US later this year. This newest trailer uses the Tangerine Dream song from the train scene in Risky Business and it also features a naked Tom Hiddleston sunning his nipples while a magazine covers his crotch. While watching it I wished that his peen would high-rise that magazine right off of his crotch so we could get a good view of it. That didn’t make any sense, but I’m sure you figured out that I was making some pervy comment about wanting to see a boner.

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