Janet Jackson Shuts Down The Rumor That She’s Got Throat Cancer

January 7, 2016 / Posted by:

Right around Christmastimes, Janet Jackson postponed a chunk of dates on her Unbreakable world tour and she told her fans that she had to step away from performing to undergo some kind of mystery surgery. The whispering ThunderCat didn’t say what was fucking with her so bad that she needed surgery. But Radar claimed they knew what was going on. A source told them that Janet’s doctors found a tumor on her vocal cords and they had to test it to see if it’s cancerous or not. So that had people screaming that Janet Jackson’s got froat cancer. Last night, Janet put an end to the rumors by saying on Instagram that she doesn’t have cancer. Although, Janet kept shit ~mysterious~ by not saying what is exactly keeping her down and out:

Remember … believe it when you hear it from my lips.
The rumors are untrue.
I do not have cancer.
I’m recovering.
My doctors have approved my concerts as scheduled in Europe, and as I promised, the postponed shows will be rescheduled.
Thank you for your prayers and love.

But what is it, Janet?! Did you finally have the crusty, soul-sucking growth named Joe Jackson surgically removed from your life? What is it? The people demand to know! Okay, maybe the people aren’t demanding to know, but we are demanding that La Toya Jackson fill in for her sister on those postponed tour dates. Actually, that’s probably not a good idea. Those amphitheaters aren’t big enough to hold all of La Toya’s disciples and it’d create a stampede.

Janet also posted this on Twitter. It took me a few seconds to realize that this isn’t a newly found Michael Jackson B-side.

Pic: Wenn.com

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