No-Kind-Of-Mama June and her tribe of quadruple-chinned hillbilly dumplings are trying to crawl out from under the pile of irrelevancy by doing another reality show. June and Sugar Bear are on that reality show where desperate fame whores pretend they have relationship problems in exchange for camera time and a check. No, not that Couples Therapy mess. I’m talking about Marriage Boot Camp. The first episode of Marriage Boot Camp airs on Friday and in it, June tells her fellow Marriage Boot Campers, Catherine and Sean Lowe of The Bachelor, that she thinks Sugar Bear may have cheated on her with dudes and chicks. SCANDAL!
“It’s not that I don’t want to talk to him. I believe there was more than one. The text messages that I have seen [are from] men and women. I want him to be honest, and I don’t feel in my gut that he’s fully honest.”
No, I’m pretty sure that feeling in her gut was her afternoon snack of sketti sauce and deep fried cheese noodles trying to digest.
Sugar Bear denies cheating on June. Last year, June came out as bisexual and said that she’s licked Velveeta off of a punane or two.
Maybe Sugar Bear likes a peen in his sugar bear hole and maybe he had a 100-person orgy with dudes and chicks on June’s favorite bedspread. Who cares? Big deal. It’s not like he fucked the pedo trash who molested his daughter.
And I can’t believe this is the second time this week I’ve posted something Mama June- related. 2016 is not going the way I thought it would.