Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys’ relationship started off on an ESCANDALOSO note, because she was still married to her first husband Shane Dreary when she apparently started wrapping her wandering poon around Matthew’s peen while shooting The Americans together. Keri boning her co-star was allegedly the reason why her marriage to that Dreary dude ate shit. That was around 2 years ago and Keri and Matthew are a still a thing. “Of course they’re still a thing, their show is still on and so bitch hasn’t moved on to another show and another co-star’s peen,” said us shady whores as we sip our morning tea. These two are so much a thing that they’ve made a baby together.
A source tells UsWeekly that the baby in Felicity’s womb is 4 months old and they’re really happy about it.
“Keri is more than four months along,” says an insider close to the pregnant-again mom of son River, 8, and daughter Willa, 4, with ex-husband Shane Deary, who she divorced in 2013 after seven years of marriage. A rep for Russell could not be reached for comment. Adds a source close to Rhys, “It’s so exciting for them!”
I thank the “source close to Rhys” for saying “It’s so exciting for them” instead of saying “They’re over the moon!” Let’s make 2016 an OTM-free year! (Cut to 5 minutes from now when 5 celebrity pregnancies are announced in a row and they all declare that they’re over the damn moon.)
I used to watch The Americans for the hot 80s fashions, the hot Russian spy moves and the hot Margo Martindale, but I stopped because it’s one of those shows that I have to pay attention to. I like to watch porn and make iTunes playlists inspired by Dorothy Zbornak’s outfits while watching a TV show, so I always got lost while watching The Americans. (Although I get lost while watching an episode of The Flinstones.) Because I don’t watch it anymore, I have no idea if Keri’s pregnancy can be worked into the storyline or if they’ll delay shooting. Better yet, I hope that they try to hide Keri’s baby dome with giant DOS computers or oversized Pee-Chee folders.