Gary Fisher Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

January 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Usually these Hot Slut of the Month contests aren’t even close. There’s always one Hot Slut who quickly jumps ahead of the other bitches and stays ahead. But the Hot Slut of December fight was neck-and-neck. It came down to Carrie Fisher’s breakout star of a dog Gary Fisher and Uncle Sam, the bald eagle who instantly became an American hero when he tried to attack the dead guinea pig on Donald Trump’s head. Gary Fisher won in the end by just 1 vote. That person who cast the deciding vote is obviously an anti-American devil for voting against Uncle Sam! No, both Uncle Sam and Gary Fisher are American treasures, so it’s okay.

Loving You Barbie and The Singing Telegram Girl from Clue didn’t stand a chance. Gary Fisher and Uncle Sam both got around 38% of the votes each. The Singing Telegram Girl got about 14% and many of you are not loving Loving You Barbie, because she only got 9%.

Now that the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2015 has been chosen, voting for Hot Slut of the Year can start. Round 1 will start tomorrow, so get 8 hours of sleep, eat a protein-filled breakfast and stretch your voting finger. It’ll be the most important decision you make in your entire life!

Thanks to everyone who voted.

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