BREAKING: Prince George Started Nursery School Today

January 6, 2016 / Posted by:

Hey, you, peasant, why aren’t you bowing down to the future king of your country? Off to the time out corner for ye!” – Prince George in that picture.

I don’t even know why 2-year-old Prince George is going to school with the regulars. Everything he needs to learn he can learn at his palace. Duchess Kate can teach him how to wave and smile at the same time. Prince Hot Ginge can teach him how to party. THE QUEEN can teach him how to work a crown. Prince William can teach him…. um… can teach him… I’ll get back to you on that one.

But because Duchess Kate and Prince William are royals of the people, they enrolled Prince George in the Westacre Montessori School in Norfolk. Prince George’s first day of nursery school was today and Kensington Palace gave the media these pictures that Duchess Kate took. Some royal source type tells Vanity Fair that Prince George is going to be a part-timer:

“He will be going two to three days a week, and this will be the only nursery he will attend,” the source said.

This goes without saying, but Prince George is going to rule that school and mainly because if one of the other kids tries to take away his building blocks, he’s going to get his security guards to shackle them and drag them down to the dungeon. What do you think is in his little backpack? Shackles. Totally shackles.


Pics: Getty

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