Open Post: Hosted By A Raccoon Learning The Sad Truth About Cotton Candy

January 5, 2016 / Posted by:

If an Adele song was transformed into an animal video starring a raccoon, it would look just like this tragic video.

A raccoon got a piece of fluffy sugar goodness in his paws and all he wanted to do was wet it, but as soon as he did that, all of his dreams and hopes for the future dissolved in a puddle. We’ve all been there a million times, right? At least this raccoon learned a very important, if not thee most important, lesson in life: Don’t ever fucking wash cotton candy! But fuck that cotton candy and its empty sugared promises. This raccoon should hook-up with that donut-thieving raccoon and steal himself some fried deliciousness. A donut would never do him wrong like this.

via NY Mag

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