Is The Celebrity Big Brother House Strong Enough To Contain The Natural Beauty Of David Gest AND New York?

January 5, 2016 / Posted by:

Celebrity Big Brother UK started tonight and the producers really lived up to their show’s name by shoving the house full of a whole lot of A-list celebrity star power. The list of houseguests reads like the list of presenters at the Oscars. This year’s group of fame whore wrecks who will entertain us for a quick check includes a bunch of British celebrity types I’ve never heard of, Gemma Collins, David Bowie’s ex-wife Angie Bowie, rubber leech Johnathon Cheban (who somehow managed to surgically remove his tongue from Kim Kartrashian’s anus), David Gest (the hunk of plastic hotness who wooed Liza Minnelli) and NEW YORK! See what I mean? This awards season is going to be drier than a scarecrow’s asshole, because all of the real stars are in the CBB house!

But back to my headline question: Is The Celebrity Big Brother House Strong Enough To Contain The Natural Beauty Of David Gest AND New York?

Take a look at David Gest looking like a googly-eyed goldfish in a badly made Harald Gloocker mask. Now take a look at New York looking like a Dollar Tree Chaka Khan doll that was left in the dryer too long.

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The answer is obviously: NO! Celebrity Big Brother UK is going to be canceled tomorrow morning after the roof and walls of the house collapse while trying to hold in the explosive natural beauty of David Gest and New York!

Pics: Wenn.com

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