Open Post: Hosted By Ricky Martin In A Speedo

January 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Oh, here’s Ricky Martin just casually hanging out in his Spandex swim chonies in front of a photographer, two assistants, a lighting team, four stylists, a nipple waxer, a pose coach, a bronzer applier and a hair person. Ricky Martin threw up this casual nipple-hardening picture of his dad bod on Instagram today and he should’ve left it at that, but he had to ruin the moment by vomiting up a chunky wave of hashtags.

#islander #beachbum #livemylifebarefoot #saltyhair #sandyfeet #speedo #sunga #up #early #earlybird WAKE UP GANG. #newweek #newyear #2016

Whenever I see a trick using that many hashtags, I just want to channel my inner Helen Sinclair and grab their hands while saying, “Don’t hashtag!” But Ricky did burp up one hashtag I can appreciate. I didn’t know what “sunga” meant until I Googled it. I got two definitions for it. The Sunga is a Brazilian-style swimsuit for dudes. “Sunga” is also the name for waxing the hair off of your nuts. via Urban Dictionary

male version of the brazilian wax, involving hair being waxed off the man’s balls, butt crack, butt cheeks and pubic region

I guess not all hashtags are annoying. Sometimes hashtags can give you the image of Ricky Martin’s freshly waxed b-hole.

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