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Chic Jeans!
There are a million good things about the 20th century’s decade of decadence, the 1980s, but one of them was that you didn’t need a pile of money to look like a goddess of casual glamour. If you couldn’t afford Gloria Vanderbilt or Calvin Klein jeans, you could took your ass to Walmart or JcPenney and pour your legs into pure denim elegance by Chic jeans. Chic jeans are so chic that it’s not pronounced “sheik,” it’s pronounced “chick.”
Chic jeans aren’t “mom jeans,” they’re MILF jeans, because they can turn anyone into a flat-assed sex machine. The Chic jeans of the 80s were high-waisted, peg-legged and I remember some of them having slits at the ankles. Many people in the 1980s probably suffered concussions from fainting on the floor after seeing a hot “chic” walk by in Chic jeans, Candie’s mules and a crop sweater. Chic jeans were Gloria Vanderbilt’s way classier second cousin who smoked Misty cigarettes, ordered Tab with rum at the club and got caught by the police giving her boyfriend a handy in his Honda Prelude.
Chic jeans also created commercials of pure gold. They had so many of them and each one was hotter than the last one. Get into the chic-ness and glamour of it all:
Chic jeans made it out of the 1980s and they’re still around today, which shocked my ass. I figured that they would’ve died in the early 90s since the people didn’t understand or appreciate pure sophistication back then. They don’t look the way they used to look, though. Those Chic jeans-wearing club tricks grew up to be Chic capris-wearing, Dodge Caravan-driving moms whose prized possession is an autographed copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and who have pretty much given up:
It’s nice to know that after all these years, Chic jeans are still making ladies look as hot and sexy as possible!