The last time we glanced at Drake’s Hilroy notebook, he had crossed out Rihanna’s name and was scribbling “Serena Williams” (I’s dotted with hearts, of course) all over the cover. Something must have happened, because all of a sudden they weren’t a thing anymore. Maybe Drake triggered Serena’s clinger alarm by sending her a link to MakeMeBabies.com one day (“OMG Wouldn’t it be so funny if we did this as a joke? Haha totally not serious lol…but like, what are your favorite baby names?“). Who knows.
But it sounds like Drake hasn’t been spending his nights crying into his Kyle Lowry jersey and listening to Everything’s Dust by Downtown Sasquatch. According to Page Six, Wheelchair Jimmy has recently been popping his emergency brake for Amber Rose. A source (greetings, Amber!) says that Drake and Amber had a “very private” dinner on Friday night in Miami. Hollywood Life jumped in and backed up Page Six by saying that a insider told them Drake and Amber were also seen the Soho Beach House together and that “they definitely seemed more than friends.”
Neither Drake or Amber have confirmed that they’re humping on each other. Amber did, however, Instagram a video of Drake dancing in one of Amber’s MUVA hats yesterday, so I’ll take that as a hard yes.
Drake and Amber Rose make total sense to me. I mean, Drake loves strippers, and Amber used to be one. Plus, Amber is an undeniable authority on asses, which is something that will no doubt come in very handy when dealing with Drake.