Is there’s a word for when your defense makes you seem like even more of a dick than what you were accused of? I’m going to call it an Asshole’s Alibi. So Chris Brown has finally opened up his mouth about the woman who accused him of punching her in the face during an early-morning party in his hotel room in Las Vegas yesterday, and out came an asshole’s alibi.
TMZ says that Chris Brown responded to Liziane Gutierrez’s accusation that he punched her in the face by throwing up a video (and then immediately yanking it down) where he accused her of being a liar who was never even at the party because she was “too ugly” to get in. Chris thinks Liziane made up the face-punching story because she’s after some cash. You can watch that here, if you would like to see a rough-looking Chris Brown defending his spotless reputation. He also called out Liziane on Instagram, because of course he did.
Chris Brown’s people are also side-eying Liziane’s story. A rep tells TMZ that Liziane was kicked out of the party on Saturday morning for being an out-of-control disaster. Once she was in the hallway, she turned into a loud mess who started screaming that she could “buy everyone in the hotel.” They also say she never had a phone inside his room, and there was no picture taken. Wait, so does this mean she was in the room? Somebody better sit Chris Brown down with his reps and tell them to get their stories straight.
One of the things Chris Brown mentions while dragging Liziane is her appearance in a video with Jason Derulo. According to TMZ, that would be the time Liziane Gutierrez was left behind at a club by Jason Derulo and her friends back in August. Shortly after, a pissed-off Liziane sort-of accused Jason Derulo of making her friends do things they didn’t want to do. I don’t know if that means anything in regards to the face-punching accusation, but I do know this: finding out your girls ditched your ass at the club so they could party with the dude who sings “Talk Dirty“? Liziane needs to get some better friends.
Pic: Chris Brown