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January 2, 2016 / Posted by:

In-N-Out Pie!

After New Year’s Eve, hos left and right go on and on about how 2016 is the year they’re going to stop shoving tons of delicious carbs into their eating holes and start “eating right” (whatever that means). Well, the best way to drown out the sound of people around you talking about boring diet and exercise shit is to make your bowels and arteries scream by wrapping your mouth around a giant piece of  In-N-Out pie.

The fuckery food chefs at Foodbeast, who obviously work for the makers of Lipitor, made Southern California dreams come true by baking up an In-N-Out pie that looks like the inside of a Port-A-Potty at a chili festival. It also looks one of ‘Murica’s artery clots. To make an In-N-Out pie, all you need is a pie crust, animal sauce, a whole lot of fries, a few 4X4s, some other sauce, grilled onions and enough cheese to keep your ass constipated for days. Throw it all together, bake and voila! You’ve got a pie that looks like an alien abortion!

The In-N-Out purists are probably sending that video to the FBI since doing that to an In-N-Out burger should be illegal. Yeah, it’s blasphemy and In-N-Out pie looks and sounds like something that oozes out of Mama June after an anal orgy, but I still would.

via Mashable (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

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