Hot Slut Of The Day!
JOAN FUCKING COLLINS!
A disturbing and shameful fact hit my head the other day: The goddess of all goddesses Joan Collins has never been Hot Slut of the Day. During the almost 11 years since Dlisted was born behind a dumpster in the back alley, I have slobbered out a Pacific Ocean-sized worth of praise about Joan Collins and I can’t believe I never properly bowed down to her. I should text you all the GPS coordinates of my corner so you can take turns slapping my face with a satin glove-covered hand for committing an illegal act by never making Joan Collins HSOTD.
But since it’s a brand new year, it’s time to finally right this wrong. I don’t need to say anything about Joan Collins because she’s Joan Fucking Collins. If you need to know more about her, just go to your local church, because I’m sure the preacher there is giving a sermon solely about her being our lord and savior.
My only wish and resolution this year is to give Joan Collins the attention and respect she deserves! (Okay, that’s my second wish. My main wish is to get into a polygamist marriage with a weed farmer and a liquor store owner.)
Happy New Year, hos! Here’s to another year of Joan Collins hitting us with a whole lot of glamour.