Former Hot Slut and owner of an on-point [Screaming Internally] face Miss Colombia (real name: Arianda Gutierrez) has some thoughts about that time Steve Harvey caused a million beauty pageant contestants at home to clutch at their hearts and dramatically scream “OH HEAVENS NOOOOOOOOOO!” by crowning the wrong winner. Shortly after that mess happened, Miss Colombia pulled a page out of her How To Be A Gracious Beauty Pageant Runner-Up book and congratulated Miss Philippines on Instagram. But eventually the extra-strength hairspray high wore off, and started thinking that maybe she got played.
According to Latin Times (via People), Miss Colombia recently spoke with Colombia’s W radio, and it sounds like she isn’t exactly drawing hearts and smiley faces around the pictures in her Miss Universe pageant scrapbook.
“It was very humiliating for me, but also for the whole country and for all the people not only from Colombia but the other Latinos that were in the auditorium.” Gutierrez added that as everything was going down, she only thought “this is going to be a joke, because in the rehearsals he used to play around with questions and I thought he was going to continue with that same tone to make people laugh.”
When asked if she thought the mistake was a shameless publicity grab, she replied: “If that was the goal, they succeeded.” Apparently when they took the crown off Miss Colombia’s head, someone replaced it with a tinfoil hat.
Miss Colombia also shot down the dreams of anyone hoping to see her appear in a hardcore porno with a dude named Steve Horny. Miss Colombia says she was recently offered $1 million by Vivid Entertainment to launch her career with a fuck film, but that she’d never do it because “my parents would kill me.” Kim Kardashian is like “Honey, no – if your mom is anything like mine, she’d be thrilled.”
I love a good conspiracy theory, so I’m 100% on board with Miss Colombia side-eyeing the powers that be at the Miss Universe pageant over her de-crowning. The only problem with it is that it wasn’t nearly scandalous enough to be a shameless publicity stunt. If they really wanted through-the-roof ratings, they would have taken her crown and given it to the animal serving up crazy coke-eyed beauty on the crotch of Miss Canada’s totem pole dress.