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December 30, 2015 / Posted by:

The sneaky raccoon who busted out a stealth mission to steal an apple fritter.

We all already know that raccoons will soon rule the world and this is just more confirmation that they’re going to be our new overlords one day. Raccoons have learned what the food of life is and they’re starting to take it for themselves. The raccoons are stealing our donuts now. We’re doomed.

One raccoon, who is a regular Ethan Hunt, was filmed dropping from the ceiling all covert-like to snatch a piece of fried sugary deliciousness from a donut shop. This is how they’re going to take us down. They’re getting us where it truly hurts. They’re going to make us weak and make themselves stronger by snatching our donuts one by one. Soon, the raccoons will have them all and there will be nothing for us. As the dude in the video says, “He DOIN’ it!”

This is really all David Lynch’s fault. He said to keep his eye on the “doughnut”  and the raccoons took his advice. Eh, I’m okay with it as long as the raccoons’ first order of business as our new supreme leaders is to jail that donut-destroying devil child Ariana Grande Latte forever!

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