Afternoon Crumbs
The look IS that wet piece of tampon lint Marky Mark wearing a ball cap, a rosary and Starburst swim trunks in Hawaii. Dude looks like if the definition of a Boston stereotype shat all over a Tommy Bahamas store – Lainey Gossip
Woe is Teresa Giudice: She can take her greedy hairline out of her marble prison of pure class, but she has to get permission first – Reality Tea
FYI: Leonardo DiCatchAHo could’ve been Anakin Skywalker if he wanted to – Celebitchy
Liam Payne’s chest hair is sort of shaped like a cut dick – Towleroad
Like every other famous (and not really famous) trick, Brittny Gastineau is in a swimsuit – Hollywood Tuna
Rita Ora too – Drunken Stepfather
And Laverne Cox – Popsugar
Skip down mammary lane AGAIN with Heidi Klum – The Superficial
I was waiting for one of Mark Salling’s “friends” to scream “HACKED!” and they’re right on time – Just Jared
And now for a palate cleanser: the hot pieces who went viral for being hot in 2015 – The Berry
Excuse me while I punch myself in the eyes for mistaking Emma Roberts for Charlize Theron – Popoholic
Ashley Benson went blonder. But I’m sure you already knew that after the news interrupted one of your TV shows to tell you – HuffPo
THE ROCK’S THIGHS – SOW
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