Afternoon Crumbs
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton took their real and organic love to Phoenix where even he seem surprised by the levels of thirst she’s reaching. While she’s taking that selfie for Instagram, will somebody please hand her a Gatorade while someone else hoses down her jeans? – Lainey Gossip
Oh please, Lindsay Lohan was really FaceTiming with “White Oprah” who called because she wanted to make sure that “Santa” was leaving a check under her tree. Her tab at the liquor store is way past due – The Superficial
James Franco’s new highly artistic book features an interview between Straight James and Gay James. I obviously haven’t read it, but the thought of it is already working my 100% gay nerve – Towleroad
Rita Ora’s hard nips made an appearance in Miami and that’s great and everything, but why is she wearing the flag of Sierra Leone as a bathing suit? – Hollywood Tuna
Yes, those Love Magazine advent videos are still going on and yes, Adriana Lima’s chichis were in one – Drunken Stepfather
This dog is like a living and breathing jacuzzi machine – The Berry
Oprah’s cheesy ass and eye roll-worthy Weight Watchers commercial makes me want to binge eat a whole lot of fried carbs – Celebitchy
Panty Creamer Of The Day: Anthony Kiedis taking his nipples for a walk in Hawaii – Just Jared
Like Kyle Richards would really walk away from a job where cameras are on her attention whore ass all day long – Reality Tea
Still in a bikini: Katie Cassidy is – Popoholic
Here’s a tiny peek of Oscar Isaac’s nalgas. You can barely see anything, but I’ll still take it. – OMG Blog
Even Sarah McLachlan can’t watch her ASPCA commercials – Jezebel
Celebrities are just like us: Jennifer Lawrence spends her New Year’s Eve being drunk and sad – HuffPo
Elodie Yung as Elektra or Vanessa Marcil circa the 90s? – Pajiba
I’ve had bacon a billion times at least and I still have the same reaction to it as this kid – SOW
Pic: Splash