Enrique Iglesias Makes The Women Of Sri Lanka Lose Their Minds And The Country’s President Isn’t Happy About It
Here’s two pieces of BREAKING NEWS:
1. Enrique Iglesias still performs for thousands at one single show.
2. Enrique Iglesias’ hotness still makes tricks want to unleash their chichis and throw their bras at him.
Both of these things happened in Sri Lanka recently and it’s got the country’s president ready to whip a bitch with a stingray’s tail.
The BBC says that during an Enrique Iglesias concert on December 20th in the capital city of Colombo, a few of his lady fans just couldn’t help themselves while in the presence of his hotness and they took off their bras, threw their chonies on stage and tried to kiss him. Imagine if Enrique still had his mole? There would’ve been an all-out riot. Those horny chicks would’ve rushed the stage to try to suck on that juicy thing.
Sri Lanka is pretty conservative so drunk ladies decorating Enrique Iglesias’ face with their bras is kind of scandalous.
After the president of Sri Lanka Maithripala Sirisena heard about the women of his country getting all the way loose at the Enrique Iglesias show, he released a statement where he said that the organizers of the concert should be beaten with toxic stingray tails:
“This is most uncivilised behaviour that goes against our culture. I don’t advocate that these uncivilised women who removed their brassieres should be beaten with toxic stingray tails, but those who organised such an event should be. These indecent concerts should never receive authorisation again in Sri Lanka”.
The BBC says that whipping a ho with stingray tails was a punishment in Sri Lanka during medieval times.
Enrique Iglesias can be your hero, baby, until he’s threatened with toxic stingray tails and then he’s on the next plane out of that bitch. Enrique hasn’t released a statement about the president’s words yet, but the organizers of the show in Colombo released a statement. They didn’t directly talk about those uncouth whores throwing their panties at Enrique. They only apologized for the show starting late and for the lack of better security.
The president is also upset about the price of tickets. I thought the president was just being ultra dramatic until I read what the top ticket cost. The most expensive ticket went for $350! $350 to see a mole-less Enrique Iglesias! Line those organizers up and bring out the stingray tails!
And here’s video of someone’s Sri Lankan auntie throwing a bra at Enrique’s face: