Open Post: Hosted By Marv’s Video Response To Kevin McCallister

December 27, 2015 / Posted by:

If I wasn’t given any context for this video, I’d be 100% convinced that Daniel Stern had gone full-Randy Quaid, which would really be a bummer, since the world only needs one beloved Christmas movie sidekick-turned-paranoid bearded ball of crazy. But it’s actually Daniel Stern as Marv from Home Alone filming a video message to Harry (aka Joe Pesci) to warn him about that sadistic little sociopath Kevin McCallister. A few weeks ago we caught up with a grown-ass Kevin McCallister and discovered that he’s now a rode hard put away wet hipster with an unquenchable Saw-like thirst for revenge. So naturally Marv is convinced that Kevin will come for him next.

I’m not sure why Marv is so terrified of Kevin McCallister. Kevin is old and tired now; 2015 Kevin looks like he’d have to take multiple smoke breaks and a half-hour nap during his torture planning. Besides, Kevin has technically killed him 14 times already, and he’s still alive. Marv, relax! You’re fine!

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