“This Dude Right Here Is A Major Ass Sweater!”

December 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Noted sink pisser and fart aficionado Jennifer Lawrence just couldn’t let 2015 come to an end without dribbling out one last verbal dingle that we all really needed to know. JLaw has worked with Bradley Cooper a few times and one thing she’s learned about him is that he pretty much comes pre-lubed, because his ass is a sweat machine.

During an interview with KIIS-FM (via Cosmopolitan), JLaw talked about working with B. Coop and said that while rehearsing their dance scenes for Silver Linings Playbook, she found out that he’s got a humidifier of an ass. Cut to that horny ole’ trick Babwawawa getting all thirsty while thinking about Bradley Cooper’s ass sweat.

“When we were doing our dance lessons together, I’m pretty sure he sweats from his butt first. You know, you’ve got pit stains everywhere but like his butt would start sweating and I’m like, ‘Is your butt sweating before your armpits are sweating?’”

We should all thank Jennifer Lawrence for dropping that sweaty little piece of info into our brains. Maybe Bradley Cooper does have a naturally humid ass, or maybe there’s another explanation. B. Coop probably knows that man farts are JLaw’s favorite aphrodisiac and he doesn’t want to give her the wrong impression, so whenever he feels a butt burp coming on while around her, he squeezes his cheeks so hard that they break out into the sweats. That’s probably it.

Pic: Getty

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