Open Post: Hosted By A Stocking Stuffer From Zac Efron’s Mom

December 26, 2015 / Posted by:

I hate white elephant gifts, but if I ever find myself in another gift exchange, I pray that Zac Efron’s mom gets my name, because she truly gives the best presents.

Zac Efron tweeted a picture of the dick pasta his mom gave him for Christmas. A mother always knows best.  Zac obviously loved getting his stocking stuffed with peen pasta, because he praised his mom’s gift-giving skills on Twitter.

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Urban Dictionary can go ahead and update their definition for “TOO EASY.” The top definition should be that tweet.

(Fun fact that I don’t know for sure is a fact but it probably is: On Italian nights at the Scientology Centre, the chef serves penis pasta with a fresh white sauce and garlic dough balls.)

via ONTD

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