There is something seriously wrong with these pictures of Prince Hot Ginge and that bald one playing in their annual Christmas Eve football match in Norfolk. The universe can go ahead and suck on a stick of dried smegma, because it is absolutely not right that Prince William is wearing the white shorts while PHG is wearing dark shorts. The hell kind of backwards shit is this? How is a hard-up, desperate, perverted piece of trash like me supposed to get another serving of VPP (visible peen print) when PHG is wearing dark shorts? But yet there’s Prince William prancing around in white shorts and I don’t want to see that.
All I wanted for Christmas was a picture of PHG playing football in the rain while wearing white shorts. Is that so much to ask? Although, I do appreciate that it looks like he’s in the middle of doing the Single Ladies dance in that picture above. I’ll take it.