Christmas Eve Crumbs
Oh, it’s just Mariah Carey wishing her lambs a Merry Mimimas while lounging on the floor under a tree. I see that Mimi’s Photoshop team doesn’t even get the holidays off, because they obviously copy + pasted a picture of her under that tree. There’s no way her Hello Kitty highness would ever lie on the floor like a peasant – Lainey Gossip
Teresa Giudice had a very intimate and private family reunion with her husband, daughters, paparazzi, reporters from People and a camera crew from Bravo… – Reality Tea
Chris Pine loves being Wonder Woman’s “damsel in distress” – Celebitchy
Ashley Benson is that sorority girl who drunkenly kisses other girls in front of frat boys at bars – Drunken Stepfather
The only thing that Kim Kartrashian’s stupid Kimoji app broke were eye rolling muscles – The Superficial
Take in the explosion of gayness as you watch a sugared-out Sean Hayes lip synch to a Barbra Streisand song while dressed as an elf – Towleroad
It’s a Christmas miracle! Columbia House is back (sort of)! – OMG Blog
Lea Michele and her ex-hooker boyfriend are still a thing – Moe Jackson
I thought this was Chrissy Teigen at first. Yes, I promise I’ll clean my obviously dirty eyeballs with OxiClean later – Popoholic
The real Chrissy Teigen will birth out a baby girl – Popsugar
‘Twas a Night in Litchfield needed less Piper – Jezebel
Katie Cassidy’s still in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
Here’s Kendull Jenner exuding the sex appeal of tap water while hanging out in her mother’s hometown of Hell for Love Magazine’s advent calendar – IDLYITW
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, you’ll see an 80s trick making a WTF face over Carly Rae Jepsen and Butch Walker doing the Fuller House theme song – Just Jared
The face of abstinence Bristol Palin gave birth to her latest baby, a girl she named Sailor Grace, as expected. Since she gave birth so close to Jesus Christ’s birthday, maybe Bristol Palin isn’t the walking definition of a hypocrite. Maybe she’s the second coming of the Virgin Mary and God knocked her up. I bet we all feel pretty fucking stupid now – HuffPo
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