While dingle-brained Backdoor Farrah once again tries to convince everyone that an actual adoption agency is willing to give her another tiny human life to ruin, Matt Dallas (or “WHO?!” to anybody who doesn’t know about the show Kyle XY) and his husband of a year, Blue Hamilton, announced that they have adopted a 2-year-old boy named Crow. Does anybody know if Matt and Blue named Crow or did he get that name from his birth parents? Because I need to know who to direct my judgmental looks toward.
Matt and Blue crammed ten thousand “LOOK AT MY NEW KID” Facebook posts into an 11-minute long video where they talk about why they decided to go with adoption. Crow was in foster care in Arizona and they got a 6-month trial period with him, but they knew from almost the moment meeting him that they wanted to make it permanent. WARNING: This quote will put a certain Rick Astley song in your head. via Towleroad
“We just happened to fall in love with this certain little boy who came to stay with us. During the car ride home, we decided that he was gonna be ours and we weren’t gonna give him up.” Matt added, “There was supposed to be a six month trial period, and there was about a six-minute trial period before we knew he was gonna be ours.”
The video is below. My heart is wet ash covered in ice and even it warmed a little while watching this. But I’m going to the mall in a second so I’m sure it’ll freeze again as a I curse whores out while trying to find a parking space.
And if you didn’t watch all 5 hours of that video and are wondering if Matt’s kid has a bellybutton, the answer is I don’t know, because I didn’t watch every second of it either.