For a while there, it seemed like Hugh Grant was going to George Clooney it through life and would eventually get his baby batter tubes snipped so that he’d never become an actual daddy. But then I guess the alarm on his biological clock went off in a big way, because dude starting shooting raw loads at ovary eggs everywhere. Hugh Grant became a father to 3 babies in 15 months time, and now a fourth one has joined his fast-growing child army. Hugh is probably calling up the producers of that Bridget Jones’s Baby movie to ask them if he can be written in real quick, because those child support payments are adding up.
Last October, The Daily Mail and The Sun said that 55-year-old Hugh knocked up 37-year-old Swedish TV producer Anna Eberstein. They already have a 3-year-old son named John together. They never confirmed that she was pregnant with his second kid. Anna gave birth to a girl last Wednesday and her mom was the one to spill the news to a Swedish newspaper. via UsWeekly
Eberstein’s mom, Susanne, confirmed the news to a Swedish newspaper. “I can confirm that I have another grandchild,” she said. “It is wonderful.”
Anna, Hugh and Tinglan Hong, the mother of his other kids, all supposedly live in separate houses near each other. They’re like a posh version of Sister Wives. Hugh and Tinglan made two children together, a 4-year-old named Tabitha and a 2-year-old named Felix. I curse Hugh Grant’s stupid name whenever I do a post about his fetus-making ways, because it forces me to do extremely simple math. I never paid attention in 1st grade math. I was too busy playing that MASH game with my friends, so it takes me a while to figure out that Hugh made a baby with Tinglan, then Anna, then Tinglan again and then Anna again. So according to math, Tinglan’s tingling right about now, because her ovaries are shaking while waiting for Hugh Grant’s jizz to pay another visit.