Tom Hardy has a reputation of treating the press like they’re a rash on his peen head and apparently one critic is completely over it and let that bitch have it. Drew McWeeny of HitFlix was at a junket for The Revenant last week and I guess he was supposed to interview Tom Hardy, but that didn’t happen and so he went off on Twitter (via ONTD). Tom has blown Drew off before (and not in a sexy way) and at last week’s junket, he made reporters and critics wait for three hours. Even after all of that, some didn’t get to talk to him. Hell hath no fury like a rage-filled critic with a Twitter account, because they will go in on you.
Drew put on all of his rings and repeatedly slapped Tom.
“I’ll say it: Tom Hardy should stop doing junkets. He’s terrible at them, and he makes it impossible for anyone to do their jobs. Fuck him. Tom Hardy could be set to play me in a movie, and I still wouldn’t interview him about it. Besides, his answers would all be, “Ghbbbbygy.” I’ve seen Tom Hardy make publicists cry. He chose to take a nap during my scheduled time in Toronto. Today’s REVENANT junket was a joke. I get it, dude. Being a movie star is a burden. Thanks for making my job impossible because you’re such a delicate fucking flower. No one HAS to do press or give interviews. But if you’re going to, don’t be a piece of shit about it. Thanks. And, yeah, I considered not saying anything. But my time is worth something, and Tom Hardy is just an actor. No more tip-toeing. Spoiled babies like Hardy count on the press needing access to them and staying quiet about how badly they behave. Dick move. You know who was lovely today? Domnhall Gleeson. You know who else was? Will Poulter.”
Meanwhile, Leonardo “Tracy Flick” DiCaprio probably showed up an hour early and handed out home-baked brownies while telling everyone to vote for him in the Critics Choice Awards and spread the word. But seriously….
Drew really needs to calm down. It’s hard being a multi-millionaire movie star who has people doing EVERYTHING for him. I mean, Tom probably had a stressful day that day. He was woken up at the break of dawn (10:30am) and he had to stand there while his minions gave him a sponge bath, wiped his ass for him, dressed him and spoon fed him a Starbucks latte which he had to spit out because those incompetent whores didn’t tell the barista that he likes it a comfortable 134 degrees. So Drew needs to stop crying until he’s
walked in napped through a junket in Tom Hardy’s $1,500 shoes. Or if Drew really wants to interview Tom, he should just wear a dog costume next time.
And here’s Tom looking like pure sunshine and rainbows at The Revenant premiere in Hollywood last week.