Night Crumbs

The Rock posted a picture of him with his brand new baby Jasmine on Instagram and she’s either hypnotized by his tattoo or she’s silently praying that daddy doesn’t hug her too tight with those arms that are 10 times the size of her – Lainey Gossip 

Rest in peace Renee Divine Buchanan from One Life to Live… – Just Jared

If anybody ever sends you a “kimoji,” you better block them and erase their number, because they obviously hate you – Reality Tea 

Before you go to bed tonight, please shed a tear for Daisy Ridley, because it’s hard being compared to Keira Knightley – Celebitchy

Anthony from Opie & Anthony allegedly beat his girlfriend and she Periscoped the messy, messy aftermath. That video got me grinding my teeth because I think I got second-hand coke high from watching it – The Superficial 

Aubrey O’Day puts the assy in classy – Drunken Stepfather

Four high school dudes recreated the Jingle Bell Rock dance from Mean Girls complete with a ~cool dad~ – Towleroad

Bill Cosby is suing Beverly Johnson too – Jezebel

Olivia Wilde’s wet ass in a bikini looks like this – Popoholic

This man’s cough sneeze is probably what one of Mama June’s lighter queefs sound like – Hollywood Tuna

If you squint while under the influence of thirst, you can kind of see a piece of Zac Efron’s soft dick and crotch bush – OMG Blog 

Chelsea Clinton has got a CASE OF THE BABIES again – Starcasm

Sarah Palin mocked Tina Fey in a 30 Rock parody. At least I think that’s what she was trying to do, but after watching that bowl of WTF I’m not sure – HuffPo

And here’s the perfect palate cleanser: a goat playing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – The Berry  

Tina Fey was the Regina George of her school – Popsugar

Graham Elliot is leaving Master Chef and I hope they replace him with Amy from Amy’s Baking Company – SOW

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