Before I get to Samantha Micelli’s hair, I want to acknowledge how perfectly staged this picture is. It’s like the poster for a Lifetime made-for-TV movie from 1994 about a cosmetics tycoon named Barbara St.Candace who is being framed for murder by her twin sister called “Myself, My MURDERER.” Aka, it’s perfect.
Stop whatever you’re doing, because I have some BREAKING news about Alyssa Milano’s hair. In case you couldn’t tell from the picture above, Alyssa Milano cut it all off. Her stylist confirmed that it wasn’t just a generic “Attention-Loving Kalifornia Momager” wig from Party City by posting a selfie with her stylist to Instagram. Normally a hair cut wouldn’t (or shouldn’t) get this much attention, but it is, because she finally has the high-drama hair that her 15-month-old baby deserves. In case you’ve forgotten, Alyssa blessed her most recent baby with the name Elizabella Bugliari, and when your kid sounds like a $1,098 bottle of Champagne, you better bring it hard. That haircut took her from Television Star Alyssa Milano to “Milano…just Milano, darling.” The only thing missing is a white mink coat draped over the shoulders of that black turtleneck, and I’m pretty sure we’ve got the jealous twin sister who is framing Barbara St.Candace for murder. Oh, and a professional photographer – Milano would never be so tacky as to take her own photo.