Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 20, 2015 / Posted by:

The human lightning bolt of raw sex and charisma who stole the entire show from the Jabbawockeez at the Las Vegas Bowl yesterday!

Thank you to reader Dory who lit up my loins yesterday by showing me this clip from the Las Vegas Bowl of a topless shooting star making a Jabbawockeez performance a zillion times hotter by rolling out pucker-inducing moves on the sidelines. The Eyes Wide Shut mime troupe known as the Jabbawockeez were performing yesterday and at around the 0:25 mark in the clip below, the spotlight gets snatched away from them by a shirtless wonder who does the drunk bro mating call dance in front of everyone.

Who ever wrote “Sex Bomb” for Tom Jones must be directly related to Miss Cleo, because they probably looked into the future, saw this sex machine at work and it inspired them to write that song. Dude has all kinds of moves. He made that body bounce, he humped the air and he completely owned an invisible hula hoop. The streets of Las Vegas are probably flooded with panty pudding today and it’s all because of this guy:

No, the Jabbawockeez should not be pissed that their show was stolen right out from under them. They should be grateful and honored that they (sort of) shared the stage with a real star. And Coldplay can go ahead and cross off “performing at the Super Bowl” on their calendars, because they’re definitely going to get replaced with this god of dance!

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