No, you’re not looking at two busted-looking Stormtroopers from a low-budget direct-to-Netflix ripoff of Star Wars: The Force Awakens called Space Fight: The Power Wakes Up. It’s famous eyebrow model Cara Delevingne and her current girlfriend St. Vincent (real name: Annie Clark) looking like two goth teens at a sleepover while spraying the paps waiting in front of Cara’s house with water guns.
On Wednesday, Cara swatted at a pap on Twitter who had tried to take an upskirt pic of her and asked for some revenge ideas, because I guess Dirty Work hasn’t opened a location in London yet. That’s when she made a quick run to London’s version of Toys “R” Us and pick up some tiny Super Soakers (Super Dampeners? Sure). Delevincent shot a couple loads at the paps, and they felt so good about it, they decided to do it again last night before they made their way to a Christmas party at Mick Jagger’s house.
Who knows if Cara and Saint will squirt at the paps every time they see them, but if they really want to take their pap-squirting game to the next level, they should fill their water guns up with AXE body spray. They’ll never see another photographer again if there’s a 100% chance they’ll leave Cara’s house reeking like a douchebag.