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December 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Keanu Reeves worked the 90s boy band middle hair part while shooting scenes for the John Wick sequel with a pit bull in NYC yesterday. John Wick better have a doggy caca bag in his pocket, because if he doesn’t and his dog takes a dump, he will meet the hot wrath of his greatest enemy of all-time: a rage-filled New Yorker who is sick of stepping in dog shit – Lainey Gossip 

It may be game over for Kelly Rutherford because her latest appeal got shut down – Celebitchy

Rita Ora served up Draco Malfoy in drag realness for Elle CanadaDrunken Stepfather

Khlozilla can’t get any guests for her new talk show and probably because most famous people feel like the only way they could hold a conversation with her is if the show was called Smoking Krack with KhloeThe Superficial 

Slade Slimey’s ex-piece from the first and second seasons of Real Housewives of Orange County is getting married – Reality Tea 

The return of Twin Peaks is still 500 decades away (or 1 year if you want to get technical) but David Lynch has slightly stuck the tip in with this teaser – Towleroad

Okay, but I do love Nicole Scherzinger’s 80s alley hooker ensemble – Hollywood Tuna 

I wonder how much did Karkoochie Tran pay those people to take selfies with her in front of the paps? – Moe Jackson

Milk’s ass – OMG Blog

Hailey Baldwin looks like a hostess at a strip mall Mexican restaurant with a really low Yelp rating – Popoholic

I need to slap myself with a chicken cutlet because I mistook the goddess Phoebe Price for Lana Del ReyThe Nip Slip 

It looks like Khloe Kartrashian’s plastic wart hog ass is drinking water from that pool – Just Jared

The reincarnation of Mozart has been found – The Berry 

Chandler Bing and Monica Gellar may be doing it in real-life, but probably not – Pajiba

Maddie from Dance Moms realized she’s too good for that shit now and is leaving – SOW

Suri Cruise looks like she’s ready to tell Chelsea and Hillary Clinton what’s wrong with their outfits – Popsugar

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