There’s No Kimmy Gibbler In The “Fuller House” Teaser Trailer, But It Does Have A Comet Look-Alike…

December 17, 2015 / Posted by:

Netflix has released the first teaser trailer and premiere date for the Michelle Tanner-less Fuller House, and really, it should’ve just been a long shot of Kimmy Gibbler standing there with a teased ponytail on her head. It would’ve gotten at least 4 million views in minutes. But instead, Netflix decided to bring the cheese in bucketfuls by showing shots of the house and the new Comet barking at the door as everyone helps DJ Tanner move in while a Miranda Lambert song plays. Get into the cheese:

Yes, that is a Lake Superior-sized pot of fondue, but I’m still going to binge watch it like it’s my religion in February.

I seriously nearly overdosed on sappiness when Aunt Becky (or was it Kimmy Gibbler, please don’t tell me it was Kimmy) says, “Deej, you don’t need movers, you’ve got us.” What kind of psychopath says that? Only a crazy who wants to get into your house and rob you says that. Normal people aren’t happy about helping a ho move. And after all these years, they still have that small gingham couch? Don’t they know that if they rent that place out on AirBnB a few times they’ll have enough money to buy a new living room set at Raymour & Flanigan?

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