“Sources” close to Diane Krueger and Norman Reedus’ rep have already screamed out a Kathy Bates GIF about the rumors that she passed her tongue to his mouth while straddling him at a bar in NYC. The story goes that while her man of 9 years Joshua Jackson was traveling through the Philippines, Diane’s tongue traveled to Norman Reedus’ face while she was sitting on his lap at a bar on Friday night. Entertainment Tonight later said that Diane was also seen sitting on Norman’s lap at the TIFF premiere party for their movie Sky last September. Diane is basically always sitting on Norman Reedus’ lap. Kinky bitch has a Santa fetish, I guess.
Joshua isn’t talking about this, but his dad is. Radar called up Joshua’s dad, John Carter Jackson, and got him to spill out some shit about Diane’s alleged roving poon.
I guess Joshua isn’t that close with his dad, because he hasn’t trained him to say, “err, there’s no one here by that name,” anytime the tabloids call. That reminds me of a little side story. My mom gets a lot of calls from telemarketers, so I always try to tell her of the latest “scam.” One scammer recently called her and said, “Hi, mom, it’s your son,” when she picked up. My mom said he sounded way too butch to be me so she gave him the dial tone. It really warms the edges of my heart knowing how well my mom knows my gay voice. Anyway, here’s what Joshua’s dad said to Radar:
“She was having a good time in the Village restaurant. [Josh] would probably chuckle.
Basically I think Diane was been a wonderful influence on Josh so I wouldn’t say anything bad about her. Josh is just, in Hollywood this is rare, a really good kid.
Josh has been raised in a really tough business and I think he’s really a sweet kid and I think Diane is too. So you see I’m not going to say anything about or my attitude towards the particular incident. It’s up to them. Both of them a really neat people though. And believe me, having spent so much time in Hollywood, there’s a lot of people I would not say that about.”
Kevin Costner forever ruined the word “neat” to me, because every time I see it or hear it, I think of Ponytail Madge gagging over it:
“She was having a good time…” What does that mean? Is Josh’ dad trying to say that Diane did stick her tongue down Norman Reedus’ throat? Is he saying that Josh and Diane have an open relationship? I have so many questions, but the biggest question I have is: Why in the fuck do I care so much about Pacey’s relationship with the chick from The Bridge?