Night Crumbs

December 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Melanie Griffith posted an unfiltered picture on Instagram and told hos to say mean shit to her. I don’t want to say mean things to her, but I do want to feed her pieces of bread by a tranquil pond since she is giving me duckface for days – Celebitchy

The trailer for High Rise starring Tom Hiddleston came out and nearly every apartment in that shit looks like it was designed by Kanye West Lainey Gossip

Michelle Dockery’s fiancee John Dineen died from cancer at the really, really young age of 34 – Starcasm

Backdoor Farrah allegedly told a Teen Mom producer that she doesn’t need to do that trashy show because she makes millions doing other shit. I think she meant that pretty literally, because I’m sure she makes a lot of money from doing underground scat porn – The Superficial 

HGTV gave David Bromstad a new show. Meanwhile, I’m here wondering where the hell Debbie Travis is! – Reality Tea 

RiRi’s new album is nowhere to be seen, but here’s her hard nips leaving a restaurant last night – The Nip Slip 

Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of a magazine looking like her eyebrow situation needs to be re-synched – Drunken Stepfather 

Chaz Dean, QVC’s gorgeous Fabio of hair, is being sued by a bunch of people who claim that his stuff is scalping them – Jezebel

Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer aren’t going to wear the same dress to the Golden Globes – Just Jared

Brad Pitt took his transition lenses to Cambodia – Popsugar

This weird Carly Fiorina dog video is so weird and hilarious that I expected to see “Directed By John Waters” at the end of it – Towleroad

Bella Hadid was obviously born to act! – Hollywood Tuna 

Taylor Swift please move to your right so I can get a better look at that hot bearded piece – Popoholic

Poke at me when Jimmy Kimmel gives us an infomercial for the peen blanket – SOW

20 semi-trucks full of cash just pulled up in front of Howard Stern’s house, which must mean he signed on for 5 more years with Sirius – HuffPo

Those Golden Retrievers aren’t happy because it’s Christmastimes, they’re happy because they have something new to piss all over. It’s Pissmastimes! – The Berry 

Ruby Rose is back on the market – IDLYITW

Pic: Instagram

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