Night Crumbs
Melanie Griffith posted an unfiltered picture on Instagram and told hos to say mean shit to her. I don’t want to say mean things to her, but I do want to feed her pieces of bread by a tranquil pond since she is giving me duckface for days – Celebitchy
The trailer for High Rise starring Tom Hiddleston came out and nearly every apartment in that shit looks like it was designed by Kanye West – Lainey Gossip
Michelle Dockery’s fiancee John Dineen died from cancer at the really, really young age of 34 – Starcasm
Backdoor Farrah allegedly told a Teen Mom producer that she doesn’t need to do that trashy show because she makes millions doing other shit. I think she meant that pretty literally, because I’m sure she makes a lot of money from doing underground scat porn – The Superficial
HGTV gave David Bromstad a new show. Meanwhile, I’m here wondering where the hell Debbie Travis is! – Reality Tea
RiRi’s new album is nowhere to be seen, but here’s her hard nips leaving a restaurant last night – The Nip Slip
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of a magazine looking like her eyebrow situation needs to be re-synched – Drunken Stepfather
Chaz Dean, QVC’s gorgeous Fabio of hair, is being sued by a bunch of people who claim that his stuff is scalping them – Jezebel
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer aren’t going to wear the same dress to the Golden Globes – Just Jared
Brad Pitt took his transition lenses to Cambodia – Popsugar
This weird Carly Fiorina dog video is so weird and hilarious that I expected to see “Directed By John Waters” at the end of it – Towleroad
Bella Hadid was obviously born to act! – Hollywood Tuna
Taylor Swift please move to your right so I can get a better look at that hot bearded piece – Popoholic
Poke at me when Jimmy Kimmel gives us an infomercial for the peen blanket – SOW
20 semi-trucks full of cash just pulled up in front of Howard Stern’s house, which must mean he signed on for 5 more years with Sirius – HuffPo
Those Golden Retrievers aren’t happy because it’s Christmastimes, they’re happy because they have something new to piss all over. It’s Pissmastimes! – The Berry
Ruby Rose is back on the market – IDLYITW
Pic: Instagram