Eva Longoria Is Getting Married For The Third Time

December 13, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you couldn’t tell from the Every Kiss Begins With Kay signature engagement pose and the giant ring on her hitchin’ finger, Eva Longoria and her current man are getting married. Wow, it feels like just yesterday that George Clooney was trying to work his way into her Preference box, and now here we are. Time really flies.

Eva confirmed that she was going to make Jose “Pepe” Antonio Baston her third husband by throwing up a picture of them smooching and showing off her engagement ring in Dubai to Instagram with the caption: “Ummmm so this happened…#Engaged #Dubai #Happiness.” Ummm, let’s stop acting like it was a totally spontaneous thing that happened; I can practically see the “Are we almost done here?” eye-rolls from the lighting crew from here.

Eva and Jose have been together for a little over two years. She was previously married to Tony Parker (speaking of things that remind me of the Kitson years) and the dude who played Nikolas Cassadine on General Hospital. Jose is the president of Televisa, and I can’t be sure of his checking account situation because I don’t know Jose like that. But anytime I see the word “president“, I automatically picture someone in a caviar-filled hot tub, scooping up chip dip with a crisp $1000 bill. So, get it, Eva! Get that president of Televisa cash!

I don’t really have that many questions about Eva Longoria’s engagement moment (sorry, Eva), but I am curious about this: what the Hell is with that makeshift living room in the middle of the desert? Oh my god, imagine how awkward it would have been if Jose got down on one knee and Eva said no? “Okay, well, can you at least grab a couple couch cushions on your way out? Like, I sort of have to clean this up before the sun sets, and I’ve only got two hands.

Pic: Instagram

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