It’s a little shocking that this doesn’t happen to all of us at the DMV. You know, after waiting for 5 hours in a sea of grump-faced hos who don’t want to be there, the fluorescent lights begin to eat away at your soul and after your number is finally called, the employee tells you that they’re going to need a copy of your birth certificate and your social security card before they process your request. That’ll make a bitch snap and do stupid shit like a kick a cop’s huevos.
Gawker posted this video from Facebook of a Florida rose turning into a rabid horse gone wild after a cop has to step in because she’s apparently causing some kind of trouble at a DMV in Deerfield Beach. This mess turns into an episode of The Bad Girls Club in the blink of an eye. The cop tries to get her to come with him and she escalates the situation real quick by kicking him in the nuts. Ding ding ding! The cop then went WWE on her ass by body slamming her to the floor and he tried to restrain her, but chick flopped around like a methy fish out of water. Trying to hold down a possessed kangaroo would be easier than trying to hold her down.
And that floor crawl to freedom….
What I witnessed @ the Deerfield Beach DMV..
Posted by Victoria Nascimento on Friday, December 11, 2015
If this video happened in 2007, we’d all be saying, “Daddy Spears, come and get your daughter!”
The anti-DMV warrior didn’t only kick out some Mortal Kombat moves, she also spit out some gems like:
“You can’t even fight!”
“Even though I kicked his ass, I’m out of here!”
“I’m not going to jail!”
“If you let me go, then I won’t make a scene!”
The last line makes me think that the whole thing was staged and scripted by Christopher Guest. She tries to castrate a cop with her foot and loses it in the middle of the DMV and after all that, she says “I won’t make a scene!” That shit is Shakespearean.
Some people are saying that she’s on drugs, and yeah, duh, but she could also just be high on the drug called Florida.