Boyd Holbrook Got Dumped By The Third Olsen Sister On The Same Day His Best Friend Died

December 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Actor/model type Boyd Holbrook (no relation to Hal) and Elizabeth Olsen were a thing for about 3 years and they even got engaged. But they broke up last year and she maybe moved on to Loki’s peen. Elizabeth Olsen and this Boyd Holbrook dude never confirmed that they were engaged and they never came out and said that they were done bumping fuck parts. Everyone assumed they broke up, because she stopped wearing her engagement ring and they stopped going to events together. I know that the question, “What happened to the third Olsen sister and whatshisface?”, has been sitting in your brain for months. Well, Boyd finally broke his silence to Man of the World magazine about the day an Olsen quit him. Boyd says that his heart was already broken into a million pieces from finding out that his best friend David Armstrong had died and then Elizabeth Olsen came along and stomped on those broken pieces. via UsWeekly

“On the same day that my best friend died, I got a call from my girl to tell me it was over,” the Gone Girl actor told Man of the World in Issue No. 14. Though Holbrook didn’t mention Olsen by name, he was engaged to the actress when his best friend, photographer David Armstrong, passed away in October 2014 from liver cancer. He was 60.

“David was the first person in my life to encourage me,” said Holbrook, who was oftentimes photographed by the shutterbug. “He told me to do everything I wanted to do. No one had ever told me that before. He was a very important figure in my life. Important figure is not even close to what he was.”

Boyd says that the death of his best friend pushed him into a deep depression for a while.

If Elizabeth Olsen didn’t know that Boyd’s friend had died when she tossed their love into the dumpster, I can’t say that her heart is a Foreigner song. But if she did know and chose that day to dump his ass anyway, her heart is a charcoal shell filled with the blood of Satan and her sisters the Trollsens have never been more proud of her in their entire lives!


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