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December 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Uncle Sam, the bald eagle who tried to attack Jabba the Trump’s ass during a photo shoot!

Time Magazine earned a dozen shade points yesterday when they released a hilarious video from a photo shoot between their runner-up for Person of the Year and a bald eagle who wanted nothing to do with that charbroiled butt corn. Donald Trump tried to pose with the bald eagle for the Time shoot and that bald eagle wasn’t having it. I didn’t think this could get more perfect until I found out that the bald eagle’s┬áname is Uncle Sam. That’s pure poetry.

Donald Trump has a pile of hay on his head and he looks like a bloated, overcooked worm, so Uncle Sam probably didn’t know if he wanted to nest on top of him or eat him. Uncle Sam said caw caw, bitch, and he’s the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

Uncle Sam should’ve been Time’s Person of the Year based on that video alone.

(For Margaret, Chet and Tish)

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