Night Crumbs
The paps “caught“ Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton kissing in front of the paps. At this rate, I’m sure these STUNT QUEENS will be engaged by (insert the finale date for the current season of The Voice) and married by (insert the premiere date for the next season of The Voice) – Lainey Gossip
That blond Bachelor and the one he picked (I think) are spawning – Reality Tea
Time probably wanted to name Carrie Fisher’s dog their Person of the Year, but since he’s not a person, they decided to give it to Angela Merkel instead – Celebitchy
I’m being 100% honest when I say that it took me a few seconds to figure out which one’s the real Kylie Minogue and which one’s made completely out of wax – Drunken Stepfather
Great, now every time I hear “True Colors” by Cyndi Lauper, I’m going to sing, “Truuuuuuuuuuuu-vaaaaaaaaaah-duuuuuuuuuuuh” – Towleroad
Katherine Webb still exists and now a fetus exists in her womb – The Superficial
Why is Candice Swanepoel wearing the fringed leather jacket my tia bought from Wilson’s Leather in 1987? – Popoholic
Bill Murray’s estranged wife says he’s a lady-beating, pussy-addicted drunk piece of trash – IDLYITW
FYI: Khlozilla wants you to stop sucking on her nuts so hard. Wookies like it more gentle, so try to lightly nibble instead – Jezebel
A grandpa recreated Drake’s grandpa moves in the Hotline Bling video – The Berry
I don’t think that one could smoke too much of the good shit, but Jaden Smith has definitely smoked too much of the good shit – HuffPo
Jared Leto is suing TMZ for buying and releasing that video of him talking shit about Taylor Swift and her album – Just Jared
In this picture of Ashley Olsen and DJ Tanner, it feels like they’re both trying to eat my soul with their eyes at the same time – Popsugar
Billie Lourd wore her mom’s Princess Leia buns in Scream Queens and she wears them in the new Star Wars movie too. “Hey, why don’t you wear your mom’s Princess Leia buns in this?” is probably something she’s going to hear a lot in her career – Pajiba
In case you care, Crystal Pepsi is back. – SOW
This Mastiff is my hero – Hollywood Tuna
Pic: @GwenStefani