Night Crumbs

Marc Jacobs Beauty has announced that Winona Ryder is their new face and that’s great, but then why did they use an old picture of Natalie Wood for their newest ad?! – Lainey Gossip 

James Deen, the Bill Cosby of the porn world, denied all the rape allegations against him, which is strange, because I was really expecting him to come out and say, “Yup. I did it!” – The Superficial 

Well, I will say that I do mumble out the words, “That’s very sad,” every time I scroll through LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter feed – Celebitchy

The next episode of MTV’s True Life is all about straight dudes who bone other dudes on camera for money – Towleroad

The Instagram Filter Awards: Lindsay Lohan in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather 

In case you missed seeing Linda Blair’s nipples in 1982, here they are – The Nip Slip

Will the Supergirl people please give Jenna Dewan Tatum a raise, because she and Channing Tatum are obviously so broke that she has to make her own red carpet gowns out of old pantyhose, granny panties and electrical tape – Popoholic

Michael Egan, the man who accused Bryan Singer of raping him as a teen, got 2 years in prison in a totally unrelated case – Just Jared

Duchess Kate wore one of Princess Diana’s hand-me-down tiaras – Popsugar

Here’s Miley Cyrus singing “Silent Night” in A Very Murray Christmas and yes, she keeps her clothes on and doesn’t twerk on a Snowman’s carrot nose – Hollywood Tuna 

Channing Tatum shit talked a pussy – SOW

For a second there, I thought Yolanda Foster’s latest Lyme disease treatment was a dildo – Reality Tea 

And here’s a baby bear recreating the moment when your drunk ass tried to open up a can of pumpkin puree on Thanksgiving – The Berry 

Seeing as though Melanie Griffith’s Botox bill alone is probably $65,000 a month, Antonio Banderas should definitely pay her more in spousal support – HuffPo

The “Bobby Flay is the father of January Jones’ baby” rumors are back again – Starcasm

Escape from Scientology should be an actual game show – Boy Culture

Note: That lazy CAPTION THIS Contest is taking the day off. It’ll be back tomorrow.

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