Coco Gained Only 13 Pounds While Knocked Up

December 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Coco took a quick break from managing the growing Instagram modeling career of her 2-minute-old daughter Chanel Nicole to tell her followers about how she only gained the weight of a wet burrito while pregnant. The human diamond of enlightenment says that during her entire pregnancy, she put on a total of 13 pounds of chunk. To put that number into perspective, 13 pounds is what I gained while typing the words “wet burrito.” Coco posted a picture of herself when she had a stage 10 CASE OF THE BABIES and a picture of her a week after Chanel Nicole was pulled out of her delicate peony blossom of a body.¬†Coco is ready to let her disciples know the secret to her ways.

1 week post baby ..the left was me at 36 weeks ( I had Chanel at 37 weeks) I was basically in shape before I got pregnant but during pregnancy I stopped my workout regimen at 4 months preggers and pretty much became a fruitarian after that lol..No not really, I ate other foods of course but craved fruit. I lost 10 pounds before I even started to gain baby weight probably because 1- I stopped drinking alcohol. 2 – I stopped weight lifting and lost a lot of muscle and 3- I ate really healthy and took my vitamins everyday.(I’m gonna post my whole routine soon on my baby blog

Coco is already an inspiration to us all, but she’s going to become a mommy blogger in hopes of inspiring even more people.

I gained 13 pounds my whole pregnancy and now I way almost back to norm at 137 pounds. All this is strange to me too, how my body took so well with pregnancy because I was mentally prepared to blow up like a whale and I was totally cool with it I really could have cared less how my body looked it didn’t matter to me..I couldn’t wait to get a bump and rock it! ..I would’ve gone through anything to make a healthy baby ..I had the heavens really watching over me and know everyday how blessed I am.. I believe anybody could too go through a wonderful experience and thats why I made a baby blog so people could know the steps I took..I hope to bring inspiration

I really don’t know much¬†about pregnancy, so I don’t know if 13 pounds is nothing or normal or what. But I did read that the Virgin Mary once told the celebrity website BMZ (Bethlehem Miracle Zone) that she only gained 13 pounds of baby weight when she was knocked up with Jesus. And Coco is the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, so it makes sense that she also only gained 13 pounds.

Pic: Instagram

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