Ronnie Wood’s Jizz Has Still Got It!

December 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Contrary to popular belief, Ronnie Wood’s 68-year-old dick doesn’t only bust out loads of dust and crack-infused moth balls nowadays. Ronnie’s sperm fish has still got it in them. The Sun (via NYDN) was the first to report that Ronnie’s wood knocked up his 37-year-old wife of 3 years Sally Humphries. A rep for the The Rolling Stones says it’s true and in a few months Sally will be wiping drool off of the faces of three people because she’s having twins. Ronnie and Sally are going to become parents to a pair of babies in June 2016.

A source tells The Sun that Ronnie and Sally have been trying for a while and he’s not dreading dragging his old bones around while chasing after two screaming babies. Ronnie is actually looking forward to it.

“He can’t wait to be a dad again, and doesn’t think his age is a problem at all. He still feels very young and fit.

Ever since marrying Sally, (it) had always been a possibility for them. They never ruled it out. It was a huge shock to learn they were to have twins. But he’s more than up for the challenge.”

Ronnie has four grown children, 41-year-old Jamie Wood, 39-year-old Jesse Wood, 37-year-old Leah Wood and 32-year-old Tyrone Wood. Pepaw Ronnie also has a bunch of grandchildren.

Katie Price was on the British talk show Loose Women (the definition of TOO EASY is Katie Price being on a show called Loose Women) this morning and the subject of Ronnie Wood being a daddy again at the age of 68 came up. You would think that Katie would slow clap for Sally Humphries’ impeccable gold digger game, but she didn’t. Instead, Katie said that Ronnie is way too old to be a daddy to babies and said that she’d rather be suffocated with a pillow than hump on him.

“I think it’s totally wrong, totally selfish. He’s going out with a marital woman who is the same age as his daughter. That’s selfish. I’m not being funny but if he wasn’t Ronnie Wood would she really look at him? He’s not exactly a hunk to look at either is he? In my opinion I’d rather have a pillow over my face.”

I know that Katie Price is the foremost voice of wisdom in England, but bitch is wrong. First of all, if Ronnie wiggled one of his toes at her, you know she’d get the wets and want to sit and spin on it. So she needs to stop acting like she wouldn’t get with that. Second of all, Ronnie looks like he was carved out of the Methuselah tree and he’s going to live as long as it too. Ronnie is going to outlive all of his children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, etc…. Ronnie Wood is going to live forever! In 5,000 years, Ronnie and Keith Richards are going to bury the last living cockroach before saying, “Shit, what now?”

Here’s Ronnie and Sally at some party last week and also pictures of that lying trick Katie Price outside of ITV Studios this morning.

Pics: Wenn.com

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