I’m sure you’re probably wondering why you’re looking at what appears to be a promotional picture of the cast of a failed Disney channel pilot about six psychic teens who solve mysteries while working part-time at Forever 21 called Sew What?!, but no. It’s actually a picture of Selena Gomez and bunch of her friends, one of which is her maybe new piece Niall Horan of One Direction.
Despite the fact that Selena was possibly humping on Justin Bieber again as little as two weeks ago, she has apparently moved on to Baby Heat Miser. According to E!, Selena and Niall spent most of Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s 35th birthday party on Friday night sucking face and constantly hugging on each other like that couple from every one of your middle school dances. At first I was like “Well that sounds like a drunk birthday party hook-up if I’ve ever heard one“, but E! says they had been hanging out at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball earlier and left together after Selena’s performance.
Selena and Niall feels random-ish, but it’s not the first time she’s had the hots for one of the singing hipster elves. Selena recently told InStyle UK that she wanted to bone Zayn Malik, but since he’s currently off the market, it appears she had to remove her dart from the heart-shaped One Direction dartboard in her room and try again. And then it landed on Niall, and here we are.
And speaking of Justin Bieber, he seems to be handling this whole Horlena situation pretty well. And by “well“, I of course mean whatever the word for “throwing up an old pic of you holding hands with your ex to Instagram” is. Desperate? I think the word is desperate.
Here’s your One Direction-obsessed little cousin’s current sworn enemy looking like a low-budget Turn Back Time-era Cher while performing at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball last night, as well as some of Selena giving you goth brothel owner while walking the red carpet.