Canadian DILF Ryan Gosling hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and technically Lorne Michaels could have given the SNL writers the week off, because really, the only sketch they needed was a 90-minute long one called “Ryan Gosling shirtless and looking hot“. But they wrote a bunch anyway, one of which was about people who were abducted by aliens that was set in what appears to be David Miscavige’s rec room. Thanks to Ryan Gosling’s perpetual commitment to acting (example: that “Ontario? Where’s Ontario?” accent), I would have assumed that he would have taken this shit so seriously and started reciting a monologue from Fire in the Sky. Instead, he couldn’t stop laughing.
There are a couple explanations for why Ryan Gosling is giggling like a damn fool. Maybe it’s because he took SNL prep classes from Jimmy Fallon. Or maybe he was getting second-hand high from that cheap pile of polyester on his head. It could also be that his brain started short-circuiting after staring directly at Kate McKinnon’s gorgeous denim-wrapped camel toe. My guess is the last one, because a truly great “coot coot” can mesmerize even the most mentally strong.
Here’s Ryan leaving the SNL afterparty last night, along with Eva Mendes, Mike Myers, and Justin Timberlake.