I know that he’s down on one knee, but thanks to that blurriness in the lower right corner, it totally looks like hot douche hall-of-famer Maksim Chmerkovskiy proposed to his girlfriend while lazily sitting on a chair, like “Hey, so you wanna do this, or what?”
So, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, the cocky dude from Dancing with the Stars who you would totally let do the asshole cha-cha on your down-lows (don’t lie, acknowledge your demons) and former Hot Slut (yes, really), is trying that whole “being engaged to a fellow DWTS dancer” thing again. Way way back in 2009, Maksim slipped a ring on DWTS dancer Karina Smirnoff’s finger, but it wasn’t meant to be and they called that shit off and denied us some DWTS divorce drama. I know, how RUDE. Then he went on to hump on a whole bunch of famous types, like Kate Upton, and JLo. Now six years later, he’s trying it again with DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd.
People says that Maksim proposed to Heavens To Murgatroyd during a performance of Sway in Miami last night, and according to the picture he threw up on Instagram shortly after, she said yes. Someone also got a video of the moment Maksim asked Peta to be his future ex-wife. No, that’s rude. I’m sure they’ll be together for a long long time and it totally won’t end up getting messy after Peta catches Maksim doing the pantsless pasodoble in Tom Bergeron’s office with whatever “star” he’s been partnered with that season. Anyway, here’s the video.
We are all that dude who fell to the floor of shock. “Whaaaaat? Legendary manslut Maksim is finally retiring his dick? Good heavens, grab my smelling salts, I do believe I’ve got the vapors!”